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Welcome to Tokai TV Shop!
Good evening! Welcome to Tokai TV Shop!
This program is to sell good products to viewers.
Today's guest and assistant are Irumaro.
Nice to meet you.
Irumaro, you've been wearing a hair tie lately.
Can you show me?
It's a blue heart.
It's like a blue heart.
It's like a blue heart drama.
Irumaro, do you go shopping a lot?
I shop on the Internet like Amazon.
Do you use a phone?
I don't use a phone.
Don't you think it's hard to shop on TV?
I think it's good, but it's hard.
I see.
There are three people including me who brought products that you like.
Please look forward to it.
I see.
If you like it, I'd like you to go there and buy it.
I see.
I'll look forward to it.
Shall we introduce the products?
Yes!
You sleep every day, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I think sleep is important for humans.
I think it's the most important thing.
If you don't sleep well, it will affect your health.
Yes, it is.
I hope you get the best sleep.
You said you'd warm up your body.
Why are you laughing?
You said you'd warm up your body.
I was wondering if you'd be okay.
What is it?
I'm an adult man and it's warm if I cover myself with a blanket.
You said you'd cover yourself with a blanket.
Yes.
Pillows are important.
I usually don't use pillows.
Don't you have pillows?
No, I don't.
I'm shocked!
I didn't buy it because I wanted a good pillow.
This is the best timing shot!
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I brought you a warm pillow you'll like.
Really?
Yes.
Could you go to your pajamas for a moment?
To my pajamas?
Yes, I wear pajamas when I go to bed.
I bought this when I go to bed.
Where do you sell this?
It's cute.
You like it, don't you?
You're a scary person.
If you don't poop, you're scary.
You've been sleeping for three years.
This is the pillow I'm going to introduce you to.
It's normal.
Please touch it.
It's a low-rise pillow.
This is just a normal low-rise pillow.
If you use this, your neck will get cold no matter what you do.
And you can use this.
It's a hose.
You can use this hose.
You can look at it.
It's good, isn't it?
I'm going to relax a little.
It's like a father.
That's a lot of power.
No, it's not.
Good night, Mr. Imegaru.
It's not warm at all.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for the meal.
Is it okay?
Good night, Mr. Imegaru.
If you sleep like this, your body will get colder in the middle of winter.
Your neck will get colder and colder.
At that time, I'm going to introduce you to my low-rise pillow.
Your body will get colder in the middle of winter.
What is it?
It's hot!
It's hot like this.
It's warm.
Have you tried it?
It's very warm.
If you sleep like this, you'll get cold.
I can sleep like this forever.
Forever.
It's hot.
I was impressed.
By the way, how much is it?
As far as I can see, it's 1,900 yen.
Is it cheap?
It's cheap.
Can you deliver it by hand?
I can't buy it.
I don't have money to buy it.
The next product will be introduced by this person.
Please.
I'm sorry.
This is Mr. Inko.
You're wrong.
You're too straightforward.
You're not Mr. Inko, are you?
I was surprised.
I was told that I was Mr. Inko.
In the sense of "Madam",
I brought something that will improve your life.
That's right.
When you sit on the sofa like this,
don't you think it's annoying to stand up and take it after you bite your nose?
I do.
You do, don't you?
I sometimes throw it away.
It's difficult to throw it away, isn't it?
It's difficult.
But in such a case, if you have this product, you can rest assured.
You can rest assured.
That's right.
You can rest assured.
You're wrong.
Is that person okay?
It's my first time meeting him.
Of course, it's a unique personality.
He has a loud voice.
I was just talking to him.
Good morning.
This is an infinite trash can.
I see.
It's an infinite trash can.
There's a vacuum cleaner in here.
If you leave it running for 24 hours,
you won't have any more trash in here.
You can keep throwing away trash as much as you like.
I see.
It doesn't have much to do with makeup, does it?
Not at all.
That's right.
I thought you'd say something about beauty.
I always pursue beauty.
I see.
Don't look at me like that.
I'm so scared of you.
Do you want me to kiss you?
Are you okay?
I'll do it.
Do you want me to do it?
I'd like you to practice it right away.
Please sit here and bite your nose.
I'd like you to throw it away.
I've prepared this.
For example, this is here.
Can you lower it a little more?
I'm sorry.
What was your name?
I'm RASALE MASUTO.
There are shoes in it, right?
Yes.
Let's see what happens.
Please.
Please stop!
Really?
It's like this!
You're good at it!
Oh, you surprised me!
I did it today, too!
Today, too!
I did it today, too!
Today, too!
I'm sure you'll do it again!
Here you go!
Wow!
Yes!
Wow!
What do you think?
It's amazing!
But you have to wear it all the time.
That's right!
You have to wear it like this all the time!
You have to leave it like this!
What do you do at night?
Yes!
What do you do at night?
Sound problem!
Yes!
Please leave it to me!
Thank you!
It's really good, isn't it?
Really?
Yes!
Please excuse me, customers!
Yes!
Please put this on!
Optional AirPods Pro!
If you put this on, you won't be distracted by active noise canceling!
Yes!
What do you think now?
I can hear you now!
Can you hear me?
Yes!
Mr. Toshimi!
Please turn on the active noise canceling switch on your cell phone!
Is this me?
Oh, yes!
I just brought it home!
I put it there!
How is it?
Oh, it's a little hard to hear!
Yes!
It's a pretty high sound quality!
Yes!
Many people will listen to it!
Yes!
I hope you all know the actual power!
Yes!
Then, please do it again!
Yes!
Wow!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
How is it?
Wow!
Ouch!
Isn't it bad?
AirPods Pro doesn't fit in the hole.
I see.
Even if you make a mistake and drop it, you can't suck it in.
I see.
I'm relieved.
I see.
How much is it?
This is AK-47.
How much is it?
It's 45,000 yen!
45,000 yen.
It's a little expensive.
By the way, do you buy it with roses?
Roses?
It's a test match.
If you buy it with roses...
I'm sorry.
If you buy it with a parka and only a string, you can't ask me how much it costs, can you?
If you buy it with socks and an orange shirt, you can't ask me how much it costs, can you?
If you buy it with a parka and only a string, you can't ask me how much it costs, can you?
You can't.
I'm sorry.
I see.
I think it's a good product.
I'm looking forward to it.
Please buy it!
Thank you very much.
Let me introduce the next product.
Here it is!
Puu! Puu! Puu! Puu! Puu! Puu!
Mom's wheat pie but with straw!
Puu!
The product I will introduce has a box!
If you buy it, you will definitely be satisfied!
Do you understand?
It is influenced by America.
I see.
What is your name?
Lincoln Ballowser!
I admire your character too much.
What kind of product is your product?
Are you sure you want me to introduce it?
If you introduce it to my friends, they will definitely buy it!
Do you understand?
It is the best product!
I will definitely introduce it to you!
I will definitely introduce it to your relatives too!
Do you understand?
I will bake three pieces of meat pie for you!
Do you understand?
Puu!
You finally used "puu".
It's hard to say "puu".
This is a pharaoh and "puu".
It is a popular product in all of America.
"Ura-fuku".
This is the product I brought!
"Ura-fuku".
Isn't this a regular product?
I have seen it before.
What is it?
It is "super bunker meat"!
It is not "ura-fuku".
I see.
What is "ura-fuku"?
I ate it like a weasel!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
It is difficult to get along with you.
What? What? What?
First of all, show me your phone.
You are a smartphone addict, aren't you?
Yes, it is my phone.
You are using blue stuff, aren't you?
In America, premium phones are stickers, so we don't use blue stuff.
But you Japanese people treasure your phones, don't you?
It is important, isn't it?
Ah!
Do you drop it?
Do you drop it on top of a meat pie like this?
No, I don't do that.
You are an apple pie addict, aren't you?
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Look!
There is a sticker you put on your phone, isn't it?
You put it on your phone!
Look!
This ring makes it possible for you not to drop your phone.
This is a wonder ring.
This is a bunker ring.
I heard that there is a smaller bunker ring like this in Japan.
But I heard that you can win a grand prize in an American tent.
Is this okay?
Is this the mainstream in America?
This is the mainstream.
Everyone has a phone like this.
There is an adhesive surface here, so you can assemble your phone.
Is it okay like this?
It may be better to remove the sticker.
Well, it's okay.
How about it?
You Japanese operate with small hands like this, right?
When you drop your phone, you can use this.
I'll show you how to do it now.
Prue, Prue.
Hello, hello.
Who is it?
I see.
Ah!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This sticker is bad.
What are you in a hurry for?
You can hold it like this.
You can also do exercises like this.
Do you know?
Show me.
You already know, right?
When you want to exercise,
You do an exercise like this.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
No!
You didn't get surprised, didn't you?
You looked very surprised.
It is amazing product.
It is a good product.
It's not a bad product.
This is a very good product.
Wait a minute.
Where is my cell phone?
Something like a cell phone is not important.
If the cell phone gives you trouble, you can try it yourself.
What?
Actually, I want you to exercise.
You can try it.
I'm really a regular person.
(Laughing)
Do it!
You're so cute!
(Laughing)
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay.
(Laughing)
JUST BEACH!
Would you like to know the price of such a wonderful product?
Well, it's not wonderful, but I'll ask you for the time being.
The price is...
4.5 trillion yen!
(Laughing)
(Alarm ringing)
Well, Mr. Imemaru, you've seen three of them, but is there anything you'll buy today?
Hmm...no.
No!
Just Meat Pie, thank you very much!